Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 06, 2024

Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.

by SolidLiquidSolidusNakedVenom June 23, 2014

Vein on a train

Someone on a train who gives you a vein, because something they are doing is annoying you, perhaps even their face!

"That person over there is the ultimate vein on a train."

"I wish that person would turn their music off, they're becoming a vein on a train."

"Why does she feel the need to constantly purse her lips, she is a massive vein on a train."

by Leonard Bott III May 17, 2008

Training John

A term for male masturbation

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos

by Anon Skeptic October 06, 2017

Chinese bullet train

An act of sex which often incurs two large breasted Asian women punching each testicle as one does with a speedbag in boxing

Bob: Hey Jim! I heard the Chinese Bullet Train you had last night was a wild time

Jim: Yeah for sure

by Brontar April 18, 2023

"Thomas the Train" it

When you take a bong rip you can't finish, leave some stale smoke in the chimney, and clear the bong by blowing into the downstem.

After taking a massive bong rip I couldn't finish, I had to "Thomas the Train" it.

by TheBytecodeWrestler May 18, 2022

All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

This mission is quite easy if you are attentive

CJ: *loses those mfs*

Big smoke: All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

by Friend2850 December 21, 2024