kick the fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied
by SirStephen January 21, 2012
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Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.
Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.
by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015
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california forest fire

stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it
dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad
by tripp and justin made this November 11, 2007
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hell-fire

Noun

1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.

2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.
Paul: "Dude, your ex is hell-fire."
Mike: "It's her legs that get me."
Paul: "Damn straight."
by Dr. Velociraptor August 16, 2010
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Your Fired

To lose a job permanently. 2). Your fired - also is another way to call someone a idiot or moron.
I will pay 50 dollars to wash the car, why did you wash the car with acid. Your Fired!
by Chappie72 December 26, 2016
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california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause
GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!
by the fire man July 21, 2009
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chinese fire kitten

The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.
When JV rides the chinese fire kitten into the sunset, all wars will end.
by I am the chosen one October 10, 2013
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