queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006

Straight Pan-sexual

Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality

I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual

by Eric Mendozo April 18, 2019

Irish straight edge

The same thing as straight edge, but
allow drinking, one does not have to
be Irish but it helps

'Ur not straight edge, u drink!'
'i'm Irish straight edge'

by Drunkshiri August 2, 2007

straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.

"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."

by fubarbarian October 17, 2016

Straight People Privilege (SPP)

The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.

Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).

by TrustworthySource2k16 June 4, 2016

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Straight Pies n Ham

When someone is talking absolute shit.

Couldnt be further from the truth.

Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"

Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"

Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"

Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"

by D-Train91 June 4, 2009