you nut

you ejaculate.

did you nut on my jordans?

by Dubiks January 29, 2019

nut cut

When you are mowing the lawn and you run over a rock and it shoots up and clips you in the testicles.

"What's wrog with Doug?"
"Oh he was mowing the lawn and he got a killer nut cut"

by supah fly April 1, 2008

stinky nuts

A mixed drink made up of:

- 5 oz Yukon Jack
- 5 oz Pepsi
- 2 oz Sprite

Mix the yukon and pepsi half and half, then add sprite, it is pretty sick, but it gets you drunk quick.

"Yum, stinky nuts are delicious"

by Whits December 28, 2005

nut cracker

to take ones virginity who happens to be a few years beyond the age of consent,... for girls shes the 'nut cracker' , for guys he cracked her nut

The idea being the word cherry is used for teens, nut is used for someone older who looses their virginity :)

did u pop her cherry then?' no man shes 20, 'im the nut cracker & i cracked her nut'

by padder83 June 21, 2009

Nut slap

Exclaimed when frustrated or annoyed, like 'ball ache'.

A friend drops their drink...you say - 'ooo nut slap'

by The Mental Masher February 22, 2011

No Nut Nineteen

This is a fixed version of No Nut Ninteen, which was a mistake on my part.

No nut Nineteen, also known as No Nut 2019, is a no nut challenge, but to the next caliber. No nut 19 is the last year we can do this, as the next n year is 2090. (71 years from now).

This will allow any gamer boy to ascend into the god tier status, and will give us gamer men the ability to win the war on furries. Go get em.

Guy 1: Hey, did you do No Nut November?

Guy 2: Nah man, I am preparing for No Nut Nineteen.

Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Its self explanatory, For No Nut Ninteen, you dont nut in 2019.
Guy 1: Well heck, I'll join you.

by Double D (DD 02) November 10, 2018

slap nut

a dumb ass person


only a dumb person would slap they nuts cause it hurt so bad

shut ur slap nut azz up

by byron powell August 22, 2005