I'm legit pog

I'm legit pog means that you have 0 life and no one likes you, you are a unpog person while dream plays fornite

Yo "I'm legit pog" bro. And have no dad.

by Goku from naruto's one piecead April 10, 2022

Lmfao i'm dead 💀

A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.

Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.

Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀

Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀

by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023

I'm swept

To be swept off your feet by another persons beauty.

Did you see Kayla's new selfie on IG?
Damn girl I'm swept.

by LittleSwaggling February 15, 2017

I'm a birdy

As going from its basic saying is that 1. You are flying high, 2. You have no place to call your own so you fly from nest to nest, until you get called out on your inability adult, tell the truth or admit abandonment of your kids, aka flew the coop, shitting all over and then leave cause your in capable of cleaning up after yourself, 3. As a baby chic you so damn lazy you want someone else to cut up and feed you your food. The sex is usually horrible at best, But however a half gram usually proves Her true nature,

She said "I'm a birdy" so I asked what she would do for some seed?

by She don't use jelly July 28, 2017

You want me to be wrong and I'm not

Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.

Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.

You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.

by Lady Cham May 25, 2015

I'm Fine

Someone is lying to you when they say they're okay. They're not okay. Don't fucking ignore someone if they say they're fine. Talk to them. I know this because I myself say I am fine even though I'm not in anyway.

Person 1: You seem down today, are you okay?
Person 2: *sigh* Yeah, I'm fine.

by cpsadness January 18, 2019