muffin

muffin is the greatest person you will ever meet,kind funny and friendly. the best friend you will ever have and will keep you safe

muffin is great i want to be their best friend!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023

Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012

little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.

Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.

by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016

muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Muffin Mammal

A dude that don't get good food.

I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal

by Bleebloop69blazeit January 20, 2018

Muffin

The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex

Oh Johnny don’t pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018