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corn monkey

A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.
'hey we caught some more corn monkeys'
by Ssammule August 9, 2006
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jihad monkey

A derogatory term coined by Ann Coulter in reference to the Iranian President and stupid Muslims.
"...Or, as I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences."
by Fred L. October 2, 2007
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monkey button

slang for poopcutter or asshole.
My girlfriend loves it when I stick it up her monkey button.
by hotkarl December 13, 2003
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jism monkey

by ernie and bert October 21, 2003
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bubble monkey

a bubble monkey is a monkey made of things such as bubbles.
but not those bubbles you blow out of funny straw things from france, other bubbles.
i had a dream last night that i was walking round this crazy museum village where this bus came every minute packed full of people. i looked down and my really nice shoes were gone so i asked my friend if he could help me find them but he told me nobody ever finds their shoes in this village-this dream did not feature bubble monkeys.
by rathsangatas drink January 25, 2005
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urban monkey

A derogatory term referring to that of people of african decent.
Fucking urban monkeys always 'hangin' with thier fucking other urban ruffians.
by You Neek August 29, 2005
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black monkey

Me: who’s that black monkey
Alex: it’s my dad
by hehehjrjejej December 3, 2019
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