girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

Rope-maxing

Edging for an extended period of time to increase the length of cum ropes.

Or

The act of suicide by hanging.

I've been rope-maxing for a week, Katie's in for a treat.

You should rope-max yourself

by Goosel October 14, 2024

Max

A passionate guy who is born for Investment banking. The man who represents the definition of the perfect investment banker

This year I have been offered a summer Max in m&a

by IFCD November 22, 2021

max feng

Good at impressions, kinda weird but funny. Can’t focus.

That kid facing the corner of the room is such a Max Feng.

by CrayonSoup February 20, 2020

Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.

You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.

by AllyBeeNice December 20, 2023

max boyd

the guy with the biggest dick, all the chicks. the most handsome mothafucka in the world.

oh shit its max boyd, he is fuckin sick

by hfxgujysdhfyerhjf June 1, 2016

Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks fine, have you been yawn maxing

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024