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LA Detective

a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.
Wow! Joel just became an LA Detective? I should buy him some mouthwash as a gift.
by axis32 April 16, 2023
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La mer

Oho! That was brilliant! Oh! An it reminds me, I have to add La Mer from Suikoden 4 to my playlist...
Hym "HEY! It's 30 days and 30 nights guy! Josh Hartnett!? Woah! And Breaking bad guy Aaron Paul!? Did you know that the etymology of the name 'Aaron' means 'Warrior Lion' in egyptian and was the name of Moses' brother (Christianity's first prophet). But anywho... That was fantastic. Aaron did a fantastic job of imitating Josh's smoldering qualities while he was playing Josh as himself. That was brilliant! I loved that. I can't believe how good it was. I don't know what the etymology of Josh is though because why would I look that up? La mer from Suikoden 4 is a good song though. Go look it up."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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la prepa

Cuantos años fueron que te dieron tu diploma en la prepa??
by chxqui August 8, 2022
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Me pega la tóxica

When a male friend invites you out and you say, “No güey, me pega la tóxica.”

No man, my girlfriend will hit me.
by DesiAp March 20, 2021
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Las

Las is a person that has a hard time getting females and is mentally and physically slow
You can be such a las sometimes
by Lashole September 14, 2022
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la brea Girls

La brea girls
Hot Like fire, Dangerous when coming to Love, Quick to break your heart And soul.
They Are loving And Tender, but rude And ignorant, They tend to be Mean And controlling.
They are beautiful Girls And attract boys and men Easily

Examples of la brea girls

Kayla

Michelle

Jennifer
" You see them sweet la Brea Girls them there ? "
by thelonyboyakeel November 20, 2023
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La Valais

It’s the term/name of a person who is spectacular and just does Kudos at everything they put their mind to. Just the perfect man for any women.
You need to be like a La Valais. He would treat me right!”
by thaaboydouggie November 28, 2023
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