When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
Get the Just Shy of Waist Highmug. A dumb-a** parental excuse to supposedly alleviate concerns and/or resentment regarding a juvenile delinquent who causes disruption and distress to those around him.
Like many of da parents and guardians of "spoiled rich kid" individuals, accompanying grownups no doubt tried to assure fellow humans who were shocked and outraged after witnessing Tronald Dump's acting out as a child dat "it's just a faze he's going through", but we can see dat is his case, said obnoxious tendencies never did get significantly better; if anything, in fact, he's actually become much WORSE in many ways.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the It's just a faze he's going throughmug. The act of drinking at least 6 beers.
For example "Let's go go for Just One Beer" - Random Czech Girl before getting wasted.
For example "Let's go go for Just One Beer" - Random Czech Girl before getting wasted.
by Jesterio April 20, 2020
Get the Just One Beermug. Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth
Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!
-JAB (just a bro)-
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth
Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!
-JAB (just a bro)-
by jfreshh February 15, 2019
Get the JAB (just a bro)mug. by CosmicVA March 4, 2025
Get the Just Viaamug. A reminder that, amidst life's challenges, our shared humanity prevails, emphasizing that underneath our struggles, we are fundamentally alike.
by Jonathan Brooklin January 25, 2024
Get the We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipopsmug. Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
Get the Just like in the realsmug.