five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.

Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing

by jetpants April 30, 2020

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

five gold rings

a chrismass carol

five gold rings!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

Throwing fives

When someone is throwing a bitch fit, or when they are acting extra when not necessary

Why you bugging she ain’t even your girl? Stop throwing fives

by Fuckkkkkkoffbih November 23, 2017

Five big booms

you use this word when someone's brother dies.

John: "My brother passed away"\
stinky poo poo head: "You get five big booms."
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM!"

by SUPERCAILIFRACTOSTICEXTRIEALLI May 10, 2025

five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)

Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!

by archivista January 17, 2018

Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 24, 2010