gay eye for the brown eye 

Gay eye for the brown eye is when 2 men make eye to eye contact, but one of those eyes is in fact a brown eye, a butthole if u will. It is quite possible that u will contract pink eye by doing this but don't panic, all that needs to be done to reverse the pink eye is to punch the brown eye right in the kisser.

"Brian McNasty Jackson sure is a sick son of a bitch for inventing the gay eye for the brown eye! Is he not firing on all cylinders perhaps? "

gay eye for the brown eye by I'm here to Buttchug August 27, 2018

Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.

Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.

Pizza Eye by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

Brown eye blindfold 

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

Brown eye blindfold by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

Wet Eye 

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”

Wet Eye by Rekerter October 20, 2018

Red eye Jedi 

After you smoke and your eyes are red as hell

Bro I need them eye drops, we lookin like red eye Jedi

Red eye Jedi by Buuubes November 5, 2018

frogs eye 

A big gay bulge

Zac Effron always has a Frogs Eye

frogs eye by Major Thottie November 11, 2018

My eyes just had a workout 

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

My eyes just had a workout by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018