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complete dick

complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people
my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people

my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people
by bluebear December 3, 2022
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dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.
He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)
by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017
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Dick Tingle

The Male equivalent of a fanny flutter

When shes that hot and created a twitch
She walked by and just created a bit of a dick tingle
by VoradorUK June 14, 2019
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Dick Bisque

When the heat outside turns your sweat surrounding the genital region into a soupy, yet creamy mixture.
My girlfriend was hungry after laying on the beach for several hours, so I offered her my dick bisque.
by Miriam Websta October 3, 2015
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Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
by incufilter November 14, 2016
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Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.
by goyo May 21, 2016
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manny dick

a dick so small in order to jack off you need a magnifying glass and tweezers .
by chaaaa girl (; December 17, 2014
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