Cunt Faster

Faster: To give up something for a period of time (In this case cant get any at all)

Cunt: Pussy

Cunt Faster: A Person who can get any pussy.

Issac: Bro, you couldn't get any if you tried

Sean: Shut The Fuck Up Cunt Faster.

by Coggin3DC with WhiteChoco October 18, 2011

cute cunts

Used to affectionately define two or more people who are/or do excessively cute things, to the point of being so disgustingly cute that you want to vomit a little.

Kayla and Tony thought Jesse and Emma were being cute cunts tonight.

"Look at those two cute cunts "

by cutecunts February 13, 2014

Cunt Church

The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".

But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.

Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.

Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.

That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.

-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...

"I embrace the Cunt church,the Cunt god saved my son from masturbating to My Little Pony hentai"

by O***** November 14, 2017

cunt nag

Adjective/phrase used to describe the worst type of female who constantly complains about everything.

Dave: That poor dude's wife never shuts the fuck up.
Mike: I know, she's a real cunt nag.

by Dnam October 19, 2017

carson cunt

A cunt so big you can fit carson in that shit

That bitch had a carson cunt

by BFC_Apples February 28, 2015

city cunt

A girl who, despite her good looks and stunning sense of fashion will not let you put your hands in her pants on the ride home.

Well, I almost scored on the way home, but turned out she was a city cunt.

by angel white aisle six November 9, 2013

Cunt Cracker

The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.

Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.

by TheBigDumbAnimal July 3, 2017