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Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer
Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
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I am a hardcore christian

Really cool on a shirt when the front says the definition “you’re a hardcore christian?” “Nah i am a hardcore christian” and then turn around “bale fan”
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Christian

Christian is the name of a vey sweet boy who at first appears gentle and loving. He will make you feel loved and seen, even the parts you didn't want to be seen. His love comes off as so genuine you open up and allow yourself to be vulnerable to Christian, but later rather than sooner, he betrays, lies, and manipulates you, he hurts you in every emotional way possible and makes you doubt if he ever really loved you at all. The worst thing about Christian is he does not hold himself accountable to any of his actions, but at the same time thinks the world revolves around and his petty nature.
You see that guy over there? Oh yeah, Christian? He resembles a marine creature.
by Azzari February 1, 2022
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christian

when somebody gay, there name is probably christian!
by harimlolololol123 December 22, 2024
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christian

christian is the most caring person you could ever meet. he will always make sure you're comfortable and safe with him. he's the meaning of perfect, you can hardly find flaws in him. he will always be there for you and make sure you're alright. he will make sure to help you whenever you're struggling. christian always comes up with the cutest nicknames for other people. he's really easy to talk to and is really honest. at the end of the day he will always be the sweetest person you'll ever meet. <3
"you know the known christian guy?"
"the one who's always handsome?"
"yep, him"
by eajjae January 16, 2022
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christian teresa suastegui

He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.
Girlfriend:That’s my Christian

Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui
by Mimic May 9, 2018
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Christian

A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.
The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
by anajafpour April 21, 2022
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