Christian is the most wonder full person you would ever meet. You would be happy if he/she was in your life
by Cjrividjciwi June 28, 2017
Get the Christianmug. Someone who causes problems in others lives by telling them they have to believe in what they believe or else they will get in trouble.
That christian group came by and said if i did not do what they say , they will protest in front of my business.
by Wayne M. June 6, 2018
Get the christianmug. Christian: hey baby girl
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
Get the Christianmug. by Youhasbeenyeeted April 13, 2019
Get the Angsty Christianmug. He is very BIG, like moto moto big. His neo-pronouns are Nike and GA say them infront of your mom he has seen her before.
by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022
Get the Christian Nolanmug. (And this next part is in reference to the Russell Brand "They are trying to silence us" stream on rumble) So, he's talking to this priest and the priest is like 'America is a Christian country!' And he goes on to explain that ALL OF THE PROBLEMS... Are the direct result of people not doing the incest cult. And WE KNOW THIS. We already know... That when you don't do the sex cult... The adversary (They veil it by calling him "The adversary" or "the enemy" or "the people's champ" but what they MEAN is a LITERALLY AND ONTOLOGICALLY REAL SATAN, LIKE, AND ACTUALLY PSYCHIC MONSTER THAT IS CONFUSING THEM DELIBERATELY)
comes to get em. And he ties it into this story about Caesar and how Caesar declared himself God... So they murdered him (typical) BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW... He had a secret will... And he wanted this OTHER GUY to be Caeser... And THE OTHER GUY declared that HE is better than everyone... Forever... But NOT better than God! And he gave all of the glory to God (totally consensually) forever! So, those are the rules now forever. And that DEFINITELY IN NO WAY SOUND LIKE... The story of a deliberate and successful coup where the Catholic church murdered an emperor, forged a will, installed THEIR OWN EMPEROR (who will do and say whatever they want 'But God removed Saul and replaced him with David, a man about whom God said, ‘I have found David son of Jesse, a man after my own heart. He will do everything I want him to do.’ ACTS 13:22 There seems to be a recurring theme here), and then delcared the new guy better than everyone (Which is impossible because I was already better than evryone in the future and GOD WOULD KNOW THAT) but NOT better then God (Therefore, weak). Whatever, this is dragging on a bit, innit? You get the point. And this is the second part. 'America is NOT a Christian country' "
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
Get the America is NOT a Christian countrymug. Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment
by Cranjis February 24, 2021
Get the Christian momentmug.