fudgie bum wank

A wank performed in a standing position whilst inserting your thumb into your ass

i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"

by thesuperbirdman July 24, 2009

fake ass bum

Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.

Fake ass bums always try to stir up drama because they have nothing else going on in life.

by Real over fake April 13, 2017

randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

Professional Ass Bum

A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.

Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!

To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!

You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.

You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.

To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.

Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.

"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"

by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019

Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019

natural bum line

The barely-visible line that exists between a person's buttock implant, and the original, but ultimately inferior natural buttock.

Check it out, in this un-airbrushed pic you can totally see her natural bum line

by Miguel Leonidas December 10, 2016

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011