ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 26, 2024
Get the BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUTmug. When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal
individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017
Get the Skert into the bowling ballmug. A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.
by Vinkertron January 30, 2025
Get the Bowl of Raisinsmug. Kimberly Bowl: an oversized quantity of meth placed inside a pipe to increase the concentration levels per hit creating an advanced erotic state where sharply reduced inhibitions and exhibitionist behavior combined with audibly louder masturbation serve as primary hallmarks
Last night Johnnie started smoking Kimberly Bowls because he heard from another person it would break down inhibitions so he could fulfill more of his exhibitionists desires.
by Exhibitionseeker June 10, 2025
Get the Kimberly Bowlmug. When you spray liquid feces into the rectum of your significant other with a cone/funnel during intercourse
My girl was acting up last night so gave her a good old fashioned stink bowl to put her in her place
by Qwueiejf December 9, 2019
Get the Stink bowlmug. A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
Get the Bowling ball with your name on itmug. by Strike bowler July 6, 2008
Get the roman bowlingmug.