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hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"
Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT
by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018
mugGet the hands up don't shitmug.
What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
mugGet the Don't call that trash 'junk'!mug.

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets
babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day
by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022
mugGet the don't kiss your girlfriend daymug.

If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

" If you dont put this is your not nice"
#coolbeans

If you don't put this is your not nice
by American brat October 27, 2019
mugGet the If you don't put this is your not nicemug.

You don't care

And YOU don't care about her fucking that retard. The pizza was good? You don't care about the people being in emails. The stalking.

Hym "And you don't care about the fucking pressure building in my skull. But what you expect me to care about is saying I would do something that I would, could, should, and CAN do that didn't come to fruition in response to a level of provocation that is like some kind of fahrenheight 451-esque nightmare where information is withheld from me to control my reaction to the things going on around me selectively.
Your self-proclaimed care for life is complete absent in my life and your care for what I did is entirely predicated on that self-proclaimed care. It doesn't exist here. Is there an infection... In my brain? Yes or No? Is she fucking the retard? Yes or No? The shit I care about entirely dictates whether or not I care and you only care in one direction and it's only because they act as a proxy for the people who are fucking you and paying you for your contributions to society and they are to some extent doing what you want people to have to do. If she is doing it, and she is, it isn't defamation and you are not myself. Aow do I have a responsibility to not be something that IF I AM there is no not being? Yours isn't here. I don't see any responsibility here with you name on it. I looks to me like somebody wants to be the responsibility dictator over there and TELL ME what OUR responsibilities are. None of which involve YOU doing anything for ME... NOW. You are DENYING ME care that you are PAYING ME to give to a retard. I'm doing your thing now. You do the paying and the fucking me and I'll do the berating you for both doing and not doing things. You don't care."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
mugGet the You don't caremug.

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
mugGet the Don't worry guys, Dutch has a planmug.

Don't look away

The sentence you see in a post regarding the Gaza genocide.
Speak up. Don't look away. Boycott. Never stop talking about Palestine.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 1, 2024
mugGet the Don't look awaymug.

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