Christian

A simp

Christian is over the simping again.

by froopy17 March 23, 2020

international hate on homophobic maga christians year

a yearly event made to hate on homophobic
maga christians thats celebrated for the whole year in every country

Person 1 : dude its international hate on homophobic maga christians year
Person 2 : hell yeah dude lets go harass homophobic people

by irapehomophobicchristians July 22, 2025

Christian

Christian is a very funny person. If he wants, he can literally cheer you up at any time. You can make the craziest experiences with him, hes a man that pulls adventures to him like a magnet. Hes great and fast at making friends and usually doesnt regret it so he has a lot of friends. But you cant really have a serious conversation with him. He will always make jokes. You also cant argue with him. He makes you feel like you are out of words when you try to discuss with him. He takes things out of context and forgets birthdays.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Christian?
Person 2: yeah ofc who doesnt know him.

by Qtchaeli January 26, 2019

Christian

A delusional magical thinker and victim of the paternalistic death cult known as Christianity, which is a belief system historically used to justify social division, economic domination, torture, and murder, and continues to have a major negative impact globally; numerous prominent Christians are politically aligned to the extreme right, to the point of fascism. Christians use magical thinking to justify and normalize numerous anti-social behaviors, some of which are racism, sexism, and homopobia, and to excuse personal participation in what they call 'sin'. Christians often deny reality and are anti-science, believing such things like the world was created 3000 years ago, or that the world is flat. Christians are judgemental and antagonistic, often referring to themselves as 'warriors' or 'armed with the word of God', and seek to overcome opposition by force. On the internet, they invade and swarm social media sites, harass online content creators, and attempt to dominate by being overly vocal.

Fundamental Christians found my blog. I have to change my email.

My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.

Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

Christian

A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.

Damn bro your acting like a Christian

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024

Christian Brothers Academy

An all male private high school in Lincroft New Jersey. A school that opens up many possibilities and has very awesome and good looking students. Amazing at sports and very smart students and teachers.

Have you seen Adam from Christian Brothers Academy? He must be so smart and awesome.

by madanotlimah January 26, 2021