Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020

leg curtains

Essentially pants, but sometimes the pants are so wide they don’t show your legs. They are hidden behind you pants like a curtain

Man that guy has on a pair of huge leg curtains

by Mrshuffnotpuff April 15, 2022

Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.

I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.

by Chinook17 August 10, 2022

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016

Leg Pit

The spot behind the knee.

The sweat pooled in my leg pit during morning yoga

by Kjlyk February 2, 2014

Wishbone legs

That woman is so HOT she has wishbone legs (wish my bone was between them)

Now she has some "Wishbone legs"

by Oldskool 1976 June 12, 2024

Pubic legs

When you don’t shave your legs for A long time and it looks like pubes

Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week

Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs

by anonymous January 16, 2022