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Josh

A Josh is a person who can be mean but when you meet them, and get to know them, they are amazing people. Josh’s are sometimes weird and make sexual jokes and can get mad and angry. They can be tough or act tough when not. This specific species of human is in the darker side with really bad OR good jokes. The Josh can be a great friend they can also be a bad friend. Mainly good though.
Gurl: Who’s that weird and hot boy?
Boy: it’s a josh, don’t go mess unless you know it.
by moistralph November 26, 2020
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Josh

When drunk he texts you that he wants to smash and he wants to go ham like balls deep!
Drunk as can be josh texted a girl he liked saying that she is the best and he wants to have intercoarse with her
by Donald Pomp O Dick March 14, 2018
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Josh B.S.

Cannot do Quizlet nor Vocab quiz.

Stuck in Val Bronze 3... (Played since act 1:ep. 1)
Bro! We won even with Josh B.S. on our team!
Bro! We lost because we had Josh B.S. on our team!
by Royce_ykda911 May 18, 2022
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Josh

That awkward guy that is obsessed with cars, he also thinks he’s hot with the girls but his friend is the real one with the girls
Mum: do you know where josh is??
Dad:probably trying to kiss all the girls while looking like a saddo Reading his car magazine
by Monté de bousachê February 17, 2020
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Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam
Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.
by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024
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Josh Fields

Josh I completely forgot what I was planning on writing, like, I genuinely have 0 idea what I was going to type.

You ever hear of that one novel thing you would read in English, the most dangerous game? I'm gonna have the people dot that do me I'm gonna hide in north port somewhere ad no it
Josh Fields help me

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
by JoshFieldslover69 September 26, 2025
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josh dunbar

a extremely big boi, he brings his disgusting fortnite skills to school, he is a up and becoming a human shield which is highly effective
i hear gun shots, quick grab josh dunbar.

josh dunbar a living human shield
by Cottee03 November 22, 2018
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