Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

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turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.

Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!

by sebb. November 29, 2017

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Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.

Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!

by Hurley74 February 26, 2021

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My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021

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An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

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One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.

While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.

by St.K November 22, 2024

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Bobbing fecal matter in and out of the sphincter with out breaking the seal of the rectum ( aka. Turd edgeing)

Calvin enjoys turd boosting while bitchin on the jobsite!

by WynnBros February 01, 2025

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