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The jack special

When jxckluvsxims runs a hoat steamy Bobby up your arse at about 23mph and 200rpm and geez your friction burns
Approach a female pinch your nose and proceed tae go "awright doll you wantin the jack special"
by BigSpanker87 September 16, 2021
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The Queer Special

I’m gonna hit The Queer Special on Jimmy tomorrow!
by Jack00000 February 20, 2025
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specialer

meaning your more important then everybody else, more special.
i’m more specialer then her.
by rylee . May 17, 2020
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DFAC Special

When you crack and egg on a girls twat and fuck her until the eggs become scrambled. The girl then stands up and let’s all the egg and cream drain into a pan where the eggs are cooked and served. This name derives from the quality of food served at Army Dining Facilities (DFAC)
I was hungry so my girl and I made the DFAC special for breakfast
by PatPen666 December 1, 2021
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Booty Special

Sleeping with a girl that has an STD.
Damn Bryce, did you get the booty special last night?
by Kennys Hand March 21, 2023
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Gents Special

The act of vomiting hungover in a toilet at your pathetic desk job and laying a fat shit on top it on company time.
Yo the casino was so lit yesterday that I dropped a Gents Special at work
by Dunmore dropout deluxe June 13, 2019
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Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.
Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018
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