A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEANmug. a bitch who has "anxiety" and if anyone has a lil problem with her she is a 2 yr old and cries and needs her mommy
by lovelife26292056201017 May 15, 2016
Get the fake mm bitchmug. Someone who generally is fake is someone who would just be your friend to get things from you. If someone is fake, they will ask you for a favor, and as soon as the favor is done with, they aren't your friend until you do them another favor.
Steven: "That guy Nick is so fake! He just acts like he likes me so I can give him answers in math!"
by TheRealOneIsMe March 27, 2019
Get the Fakemug. by Slotter2020 September 9, 2020
Get the Fakemug. A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.
“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
by Merciless dump July 28, 2023
Get the Fake jeepmug. Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀
Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
by seoulstel December 3, 2018
Get the Fake Friendmug. When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.
Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”
by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023
Get the Reverse fakingmug.