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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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David Sirna

One who does nothing but bums all day, and one who achieves absolutely nothing and is praised for it.
Wow look at that David Sirna.

I wish i was a David Sirna!!
by bummlife May 7, 2011
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David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>
David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!
?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big
by david pisahov April 25, 2017
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David humor

david humor is the unfunniest shit ull ever see. Its like band kid + minecraft + jayden.
Bruh thats so not funny thats david humor tbh
by Dabrell March 17, 2022
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Daviding

The raging affection to control all money and sources there of regardless of how insignificant the amount may be to the point of public display of childlike tantrums.
"Look at that grown man over there Daviding the change out of the Make-a-Wish well."

"My Husband is Daviding again this week, he tried to return a stick of used deodorant after he found out what I paid for it."
by Institute of Definitions August 15, 2025
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Melanie and David

Melanie and David are like peas and carrots, two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly...they are twin souls united as one, soulmates who's love withstands the sands of times... Their motto is Us2 Eternally! If one doesn't exist, then the other doesn't either.... There's no Melanie without David...
Melanie and David; Fairy Tale come to life. A Real life Love story with a Happily ever after. Their love story is plain for all to see... They're simply, Meant to be!
by Us2Eternally January 12, 2022
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