big turd

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.

"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."

by big Pepe man April 10, 2022

tit turd

Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka

You are a tit turd

by Monty ray October 15, 2022

turd

amber heards fecal matter 🤭

wow! did you see amber turd?

by johnnydepp🤭 May 28, 2022

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Turd Wagger

A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.

Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.

by SlusheeBiznatch August 23, 2021

turd muscle

an asshole

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"

by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

El turd

El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”

He is an El Turd

by Happy20770 November 17, 2021