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David

There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
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David Pring

This bloke is the number #1 Frankston snitch, sells acid tabs from his mum/dad's house while claiming centrelink.
David Pring how many tabs can I get for 50 bucks?
by frangaganga July 29, 2020
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Pulling a David

When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.
S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful
D6: “I know I am”

S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”
by kashitakitakeutie July 14, 2024
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david pavia

Very big dick hot as fucking guy he's an awesome friend and a freak in bed. Every girl needs a david in there life
by Beast407 September 12, 2013
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David

David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.

But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.
Person: Stfu David..
David: Okay *shuts up*
Person: Nooo talk, I didn't mean it like that!
by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021
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David's Bridal

A clothier in the United States that specializes in wedding dresses, prom gowns, and other formal wear. It is the largest American bridal-store chain
April 17, 2023, David's Bridal filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy again, citing challenges brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic and uncertain economic conditions, and could close all of its stores and liquidate if a buyer is not found within the next few weeks
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023
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David

david? oh that guy, he’s just a chill guy.
by ligmasigma69 November 28, 2024
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