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Taylor Mid

A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.

She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.

She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
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Taylor

Dumb ugly bitch who will believe anything you say they can be good friends and are good at giving advice they are very insane but super fun to be around
by Jsjsjjs April 16, 2020
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ryan edwards taylor

Very ugly rudest person to meet UGLIEST PERSON EVER
Ryan Edwards Taylor thinks he’s rock solid
by Hdhskwjvssvbs November 4, 2020
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clay taylor

A hot guy and all the girls want to suck him dry
by pussy slayer 445 December 8, 2017
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taylor

DEEZ NUTZ 😭🙏🏼
a friend: deez nutz!
taylor: ok
by adornedx July 28, 2021
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burton to this taylor

Someone that put and end to your “hoe phase
He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor
by DiamondsInMyEyes January 6, 2023
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Roger Taylor

Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.

A certified sex symbol.

Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.

Also his high notes are ridiculous.
friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.

me: girl me too, tf?
by Anononomouys January 27, 2022
mugGet the Roger Taylormug.

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