Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.
The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,
The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,
When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!
by King of Memes! May 26, 2025
Get the Rusty Lischmug. A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!
Bill: How did you get pinkeye?
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023
Get the Rusty Urkelmug. Rusty Lisch was a NFL Quarterback who is possibly the statistically worst QB to ever habe multiple starts. When he played with the 1984 Chicago Bears, he was so bad that he was benched and replaced by a running back (HOF Walter Payton).
Jim McMahon was out for the season, Vince Evans went to the USFL, Bob Avellini was cut, Steve Fuller was hurt, I guess we have to start Rusty Lisch... oh no, another stalled drive or an interception by Rusty Lisch- we have no other choice than to put in our RB.
The term "Rusty Lisch" is used when you have run out of viable options and have to make choices that are completely substandard.
Jim McMahon was out for the season, Vince Evans went to the USFL, Bob Avellini was cut, Steve Fuller was hurt, I guess we have to start Rusty Lisch... oh no, another stalled drive or an interception by Rusty Lisch- we have no other choice than to put in our RB.
The term "Rusty Lisch" is used when you have run out of viable options and have to make choices that are completely substandard.
When Bill - the King of Memes - ran out of memes, Don became the starting QB of memes. When Don ran out of memes- they were stuck with Jen's lame ass memes. You can see that Jen is the Rusty Lisch of memes.
by Meme King! June 1, 2025
Get the Rusty Lischmug. when you show them genuine kindness and offer inspiration when all they were expecting was raunchy sex
by XXXRUSTYXXX March 8, 2025
Get the Rusty Prybarmug. When someone is using a Butt-Plug or a similar device for a period of time, then they remove it and stick it into their partner's or their own mouth.
I was riding him so hard he had his mouth open, so I pulled out my Butt-Plug and gave him a Rusty Popsicle.
by BelmontZiimon April 6, 2025
Get the Rusty Popsiclemug. we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.
by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018
Get the rusty sovietmug. A Gay ass motherfucker that can’t keep his dick in his pants. If you see or meet a Rusty don’t be friends with him or get on his nerves. He usually gets pissed off easily so get off his dick. (If he has one) Rusty always has a girl best friend that has a lot in common. Sometimes people that know him say he’s to gay to function. Many girls like him but it’s to bad because he has the most gayest name in the world. But a lot of guys want to be him
by Layla jay January 28, 2020
Get the Rustymug.