rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

rusty shaft

A penis with a slight glazing of feaces on after anal intercourse

I fucked her in the ass but now I have a rusty shaft

by No T in Racism March 1, 2015

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room

I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 5, 2017

Rusty Orchestra

A sexual maneuver in which multiple people (usaully men) engage in oral stimulation of each other whilst offering a reach around, usually on a staircase. The name was coined in relation to the infamous sex act of the Rusty Trombone, as multiple Trombones make up an Orchestra.

"It was pretty awkward when my parents arrived unannounced, they came through the front door to find me tongue deep in the person in front of me, whilst I sat upon the tongue of the person behind. That was the third time this year that my mother had caught me mid Rusty Orchestra."

by VagrantFox August 31, 2018

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.

Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes

by Sandy Hooks June 14, 2018

Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021