Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023
Get the Retardmug. When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent
by anonymous February 23, 2021
Get the retard silencemug. Joe: hey are you going to the football game tonight.
Jeff: I was fuckin this moose right then next thing you know the momma was behind me.
Joe: wtf are you talking about that shit is retarded.
Jeff: I was fuckin this moose right then next thing you know the momma was behind me.
Joe: wtf are you talking about that shit is retarded.
by Zachary Gallagher 42069 March 3, 2021
Get the Retardedmug. The true definition is delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment. It has grown a negative connotation when used for mentally challenged folks. It is better defined by someone who is fully capable of developing morally, logically, or emotionally but does not. Mentally challenged are likely doing the best they can and there for the opposite given circumstances
Sarah Palin is retarded by her hate and desire to be right that she never actually checked Obama's birth certificate. The fighters who took the Jake Paul fight are retarded by the contracts financial stipulations. The Karen who called the kid at the playground the Nword went full racist retard because of her entitlement and immoral belief of superiority. Karens are too retarded to be allowed to raise children, they'll just make more retards. Which retard should I vote for president? Retarded by intolerance, retarded by Aipac and lobbyists, or retarded by complete inexperience.
by Rusty shackleford the 8th July 9, 2025
Get the Retardmug. "he's a retard"
by best buy theme May 9, 2023
Get the retardmug. Someone who believes in liberal policies, politics, and ideologies, and votes for liberal politicians.
by Truthinwriting May 24, 2024
Get the Retardmug. by Topshagger619 January 31, 2020
Get the Retardmug.