Worthless Person

A person that has negative unprovoked energy towards someone else.

John is such a worthless person because he hates Sam who did nothing to him

by bussinbih December 3, 2021

Coolest person ever

Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever

Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever

by Everyperosninthewholeword March 23, 2022

the cutest person alive

from his adorable eyes to his dumb smile, he is my love and the cutest and yet sweetest person alive.

person 1: wow who’s that?

person 2: the cutest person alive ofc.

by dead_zombiiee January 1, 2022

I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

by Empoli December 18, 2023

Person ∞

Person ∞ is a person that cannot exist in a world where everyone gets a number in the order they appear. But yet they do. They scare me.

Person 1: I wonder whats the highest we can go. Is there a person ∞?
Person 2: Idk, how could there be infinite people?
Person 1: Actually, where's person 0? Haven't seen them either

by assassbaby February 28, 2022

Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021

Person

A friend you've known for years and still in a strong and close friendship.

A friend whose friendship is close but undescribable in a good way

Bob: What type of friends are you and Jordan?
Gianna: I can't explain our relationship. He's my person and our friendship is perfect.

by shxrt.stxff December 16, 2017