Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.

“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”

by hippie_dude05 October 28, 2021

real life g

Jarelle Franklin AKA: Jb cooney

Damn Jarelle you are a real life g!

by K money12 July 3, 2024

u real funny

u prb funny ash or u trippin

"lemme come over "
u real funny

by junebugfye August 6, 2023

Keep it real

keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.

“Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”

by Rill Recognize Rill December 7, 2023

I Real That

When you relate to something in both a real way and a feel way.

Person 1 "I'm so bored I wanna die"
Person 2 "I real that"

by L.luci.i6 March 8, 2024

Real nigga

A man who has his priorities straight. Has a future. Knows what he wants. Has full education. Has his job but is in the streets without being in jail.

Aye there go sliz he a real nigga

by Turntnig June 29, 2025