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Wog Can Opener

A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick April 14, 2018
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If I can

The only thing you can do here is get someone else's kill murdered with you obstinacy.
Hym "Jordan I am going to make your daughters life a living hell. I swear to whatever concept of God you have in that defunct gomer brain of your I will make them choose between you daughter and the kid. If I can get within arms reach of a kids whatever you are trying to get me to do will fail. As long as killing the kids equates to sucess and IT WILL ALWAYS EQUATE TO SUCESS BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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can of dip

1: phrase meaning yea im good
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea
1: Hey john you good?, Yea can of dip!!
2: Wanna go bull ridin?, Dude can of dip
by crazyredneck112 November 10, 2010
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How Can I Ease the Pain

A 90s song by American R&B singer Lisa Fischer, and her most popular hit.
In the fanon universe, the song is covered by Shabnam.
The song showed her whistle register and (to some people) became one of the most hardest songs to sing.
My brother sung How Can I Ease the Pain at an karaoke party last night.
by thecharacterwannie March 14, 2023
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Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt
She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer
by Nyrac July 22, 2023
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