Golden Light

The best type of light, hands down. If you think otherwise, you are a mental patient.

I was sleeping and then the Golden Light woke me.

by MadonPurgatory February 1, 2021

Brown Lighting

Accusing someone of farting so much that they question whether they did or not.

I did not fart! You’re totally Brown Lighting me!

by Brownlight January 4, 2022

Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.

I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.

by Toodles777 December 11, 2012

might look light

What attention grabbing slurs or otherwise quite irrelevant to societal contributions and development, perhaps undereducated females say when their outfits,shoes,handbags etc look seemingly understated YET they feel its a "heavyweight" ensemble!!!

"Might Look Light" BUT LOOK I HAVE ON DESIGNER LABELS!!!!

by Kalibean September 28, 2013

Gay Nigga Lightbulb

A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.

James: did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D

by white-duck March 18, 2019

G”ass”lighter

Someone who continuously gaslights even after being called out.

Being a G”ass”lighter was in Hops nature. “Maybe it’s in your nature” he would say ironically.

by Barlananaba April 25, 2022

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022