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josh hours

the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
dang, it's real josh hours tonight boys
by labrochacho August 4, 2019
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Drake rapes Josh

In the hit Nickelodeon TV show “Drake and Josh” there was a surprising twist in the children’s show when an episode aired where Drake raped Josh. The brothers were building a treehouse and Drake planned it so they would be locked in together.

Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.
“Yo do you remember that Drake and Josh episode with the treehouse?”

“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”

“Ya that episode made me horny”

“pause...”
by Fella slime November 10, 2020
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Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021
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Josh

A guy who happens to be named Josh
"My name is Josh. Call me Josh."
by Alg724 April 11, 2020
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josh

by s8n. June 27, 2020
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Daddy josh

A person who wants to be a dad like figure but never reaches the opportunity to be one as he has never experienced one of his own
Oh look it’s a “Daddy josh
by Jaqpe March 23, 2022
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Josh Peart

A person who’s face has the appearance of someone who is currently suffering from a stroke. Probably needs to quit drugs.
Josh Peart has a stroke face… yet again.
by He jams November 22, 2021
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