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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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josh

josh can be used as a word to trick/tease someone, and can be used as a name, but no is joke
josh is person no haha funny

if you say josh as a joke you are a fatherus missingus
by joshfold April 28, 2022
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Josh

Your best friend that u were gonna date but your girl best friend is now dating him and your third wheeling and stuck in a funny gc and I hope they never see this but if they do heyyy josh and lindseyyy ✋🏻😘
Omg it’s josh! Cool that anime dude
by yxungsmash October 26, 2019
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Josh Hartnett's Ernest Lawrence, from Pearl Harbor to nuclear harbor, building bombs with charisma!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is Josh Hartnett in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah! Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence, he's building charisma bombs dude!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Josh

Fuckboy who smells like armpit, looks like 3 day old road kill and is a fucking weird cubt
Mate im sorry but you are a Josh, *the crowd gasps in terror
by FerrisBeuller October 11, 2019
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Josh Laliberte

A rabid land shark that likes to prey on little polish kids
Did you hear about the Holocaust? Yeah I heard it was Josh Laliberte.
by Job fish April 1, 2022
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Josh

Josh the fattest person on the fucking planet has strong feelings for guys and has a small penis
by Niggarsalad July 4, 2020
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