Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015

california forest fire

stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it

dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad

by tripp and justin made this December 4, 2007

california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause

GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!

by the fire man July 20, 2009

fire in your hole

an alternative to saying "fire in the hole"

"okay squad we're leaving please start moving bearing 120 the way we came"
"right i really hope this works uh"
"okay vesper when you're ready"
"fire in your hole"
BOOM
NO DAMAGE
"oh what the fuuuuck"

by Infantryman 26015 July 13, 2019

chinese fire kitten

The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.

When JV rides the chinese fire kitten into the sunset, all wars will end.

by I am the chosen one October 9, 2013

Fire Dragon Roar

This is an extremely dangerous sexual maneuver that should only be performed indoors. While having sex with a condom on, dip your dick in canola oil, light it on fire, and extinguish the flames in one of your partner's orifices. Be sure to have an escape planned in advance, as this will cause the recipient to scream in pain.

"I burned down my house after a fire dragon roar gone wrong"

by Gamer_gorl May 27, 2019

The fire breathing goblin

The fire breathing goblin is when your partner picks their nose and places their mucus into your anal cavity. You then proceed to fart the mucus back into their mouth.

Hey bebe how kinky are you? I'm a 12 level wizard kinky have yoh ever try the fire breathing goblin?

by Clopswolfbane September 4, 2016