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Squat head 

A korean,vietnameseor any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, as game keepers.
I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.
Squat head by Joe P. Hannan December 23, 2006
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Triangle head 

A term for describing a cat. Based on the fact that a cat's head is shaped like a triangle. Hence the term, triangle head.
Man that triangle head is swamping all over these floors.

I'm sick of your triangle heads rank fish breath.

God, that broad owns a lot of triangle heads.
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knuckle head 

Someone who has just made a mistake or done something wrong. Often used in a joking manner between friends.
After arriving at the ski resort Pat discovered that he had forgot his skis to which his friends responded "Pat, you're a knuckle head!".
knuckle head by zantern July 2, 2005

Metal Head 

One who listens to music for it's talent. The artists may be everyone from Bach and Mozart, to Arch Enemy and Iron Maiden. They believe that the so called "Class system" and "social status" are just labels that the insecure people in society have created to seperate themselves and make them feel superior. If a metal-head weres a shirt and is asked why, they will say "Cus I like it" NOT "Cus I'm a metal-head" True Metal heads will not say such things. Generally very accepting over different ways of life with a strong sense of moral and honor.
Dude 1: That guy isn't a metal-head, I checked his playlist, he listens to Bach and mozart
Dude 2: Whatever he's listening to Arch Enemy right now and yesterday was jamming to Iron Maiden, he's a complete metal-head
Dude 1: You can't listen to classical music and heavy metal and say you're a metal head!
Metal-Head: Actually you can, where do you think music started, with the classics. *Sighs* Oh the ignorance.....
Metal Head by TIMOTAIO October 7, 2006

granola head 

A wacked out hippie who's brains were scrambled by psychadelic drugs. characterized by all of the following: dirty underwear, hairy legs, taking way too much LSD, and eating bean sprouts all day long.
1.) Dude, that chicks such a granola head.

2.) The band "The Queers" said being a granola head is just not cool.
granola head by Matty Ice February 28, 2008

Log head 

Someone who smokes alot of Marijuana aka trees.

another word for a pot head
Jonny's a log head all he ever does is smoke tree.
Log head by Sanit April 21, 2007

Metal Head 

A Metal Head is a person who listens to Death, Thrash, Speed, Black, Shred, and maybe Melodic Metal. Most wont listen to Alt or Nu-Metal and will probably shun it. There is no definate set of clothing attire but most can be seen wearing some type of jeans ranging from blue to black, also most likely have on a band shirt with either long hair or a shaved head, if they have facial hair it will most likely be a med-big beard or a goatee. A common mistake is that people tend to call them Satanic because of the music they listen to, this is not true. Yes, a metal head may be Satanic but this is simply a coincidence. They often fight, mainly for one of four reasons:
1: They have been having a bad day and you get in their way, say something wrong, etc.
2: They are in a good/content mood and you do something to provoke/anger them
3: They have had anger bottled up for a while and can no longer stand it, thus lashing out at anybody.
and finally the fourth reason

4: Simply because they like to fight. That being said its generally not the best idea to pick a fight with a metal head because whether they look it or not they are most likely a good fighter. They have a tight-knit group of friends, whom they are loyal to and share a good connection with. They are educated and civil, contrary to popular belief.
Metal Head by Th Metal January 10, 2010