Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday

My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.

by Lady Mae October 25, 2023

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022

Ghetto gumbo

Homemade Hamburger Helper, made with KD and ground beef. Usually made in houses of white kids who think they’re hood

Kid: Ay Ma I’m havin the boys over for dinner tonight, make us some fuckin Ghetto Gumbo!

Mom: Ok sweetie, It’ll be ready by 6.

by Chrispycroke December 26, 2019

Ghetto

Javier’s all black 2010 Cadillac Escalade

Damn see that Cadillac, that’s ghetto.

by ——4— January 2, 2022

ghetto control

next to a grafitti tag, often represents the dominant local mafia, g's, pimps or players.

Sprayed Tag Ghetto Control ~

by liftd1337 September 6, 2017

Ghetto Delicious

its so simple with little ingredients, but its genius-ly delicious.

"Whats in that?"
"water and kool aid."
"wow, thats ghetto delicious!"

by onfuckinurbandicdude July 9, 2011

ghetto hot dog

Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.

Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.

by theoriginalsteevio September 30, 2022