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Jasmine Dragon Pearls

A sex act that is a combination of the "angry dragon" and "teabagging," in which the receiving partner swallows ejaculate, passes it through their nose, then has their partner drag their testicles across their semen-covered face, creating the illusion of "pearls." Named for a flavor of tea.
"My girlfriend and I tried some kinky shit last night - she let met give her some jasmine dragon pearls!"
by ilikefishsticks April 15, 2009
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40's Dragon

The main assailant of America and the free world during World War 2, as is immortally depicted in the stained glass window. Some claim that the menace threatens our freedom even today.
"Has anyone seen the stainglass window that depicts a knight fighting a frightening dragon? Well that dragon threatened students during WW2, and though that seems long ago, I'd argue that the same menace plagues the members of our class on this very day--"

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, what? We're fighting dragons????"
by Sideler A July 15, 2003
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Dragon ball Z

They Gay Show that kids of the ages of 6-7 watch and nerds geeks and freaks watch 2 feel kewl. in other words its like rap...any way it sucks.
Ashley: Hey want to go MakeOut

Nerd: no i HAVE to go watch Dragon ball Z goku almost finished his spirit bomb after the 50th episode.
by Naruto Dude September 13, 2005
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Komodo Dragon Cumslang

when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.
The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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Angry Dragon Beaver

A redheaded bitch that can be a bitch, and always will be a bitch.
Did you see that fire breathing bitch? That was the Angry Dragon Beaver
by Uncle Teddy!! August 4, 2009
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Ice Breathing Dragon

when a male gets head froma girl and when he orgasms in her mouth he then punches her in the throat hopfully making the liquids come out her nose.
"hey i just gave my girl the Ice Breathing Dragon."
by stewart padaso April 6, 2008
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deuce dragon

A flying creature whose one wing span is the size of a large house. It has big red swollen lips. If you look carefully when it's flying youll see a red head guy on it. Its cry is "Deuce Deuce Deuce"
That deuce dragon is ugly
by Deuce Master June 19, 2005
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