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David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.
The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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David

David is a man that will always have one foot in your heart and one foot out the door. A David is not lazy and will always go out of their way to help others. He has a clean home and his car always looks nice. The only issue with David is that he will not ever commit to one woman in his life. He may tell you that he will commit to you but a David has wandering ways and will not hesitate to act . Only date a David if you understand the risks and are willing to live that out.
David dresses so well and has a nice car but he's never with his wife...
by MissPotato39 January 21, 2023
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David Sosa

A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".
David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed
by funnyinternetuser927 May 29, 2023
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David Sirna

One who does nothing but bums all day, and one who achieves absolutely nothing and is praised for it.
Wow look at that David Sirna.

I wish i was a David Sirna!!
by bummlife May 7, 2011
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david and heidi

“wanna add me back on snap now maybe”.“yeah whats ur snap again” david and heidi are idiots.
by justletmemakemyaccount March 21, 2021
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David

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.
by Sqirpion October 15, 2023
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