Christian and irem

I love irem so much each second without her feels so hard to withstand. I love her with every bit of my being and the two of us can take on anything

Guy1 : Is that the biggest gangsters in the world
Guy2: no that’s just Christian and irem

Guy1: woahhh I wish I was them
Guy2: so true, they’re going to get married and have so many beautiful babies together

by arruspuchuchuAskim December 5, 2024

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Christian

Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.

"I met the perfect man!"

"Christian?"

"Of course! Who else?!"

"You are blessed

by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017

Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears

“Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”

by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022

Name tag Christians

Bible- carrying Followers of some monotheistic God. Take bits of the Book that work for the Christiannanity exclude other parts due to Bible college .

So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.

by Kcboommm September 14, 2025

Christian

The best soccer and baseball player in the world and also very smart and handsome. He is very nice as well, and Sebastian takes advantage of it. Overall, he is a good person.

Hi Christian

by Meep life be like... January 29, 2019

Christian

A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN

Christian is BIG

by JayCuttler November 16, 2021