Christian

A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN

Christian is BIG

by JayCuttler November 16, 2021

Christian

He is the best boyfriend you will ever have he's sweet kind and cute and is super silly but he treats his girlfriends right and loves them every much and will never look at another girl while dating you he's super handsome and no one will replace him he likes girls with brown and hair and that is super funny and sweet he likes the girls with dog names like Lucy Sophie Nicole Bella ect you should never leave him bc he's the best and so handsome watch out for the Christian's they will make you fall in love with them super quick and you can't get enough

That boy is so Christian

by Rachel June 26, 2018

Christian

Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.

"I met the perfect man!"

"Christian?"

"Of course! Who else?!"

"You are blessed

by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017

Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.

"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"

by Syko-B November 23, 2019

Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer

Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!

by CupcakkeFanboyLolololololol May 11, 2025

Cliff Christians

Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.

I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.

by Ol watchmen June 21, 2023

Hans Christian

Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.

After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.

-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"

by Cinamel April 19, 2018