blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

by Elderee January 17, 2015

Ass Conversation

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.

Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

pulp ass

When you wipe your ass with toilet paper and little pieces get left behind, resembling pulp from orange juice.

Bro 1: Man theres little things in my asshole!
Bro 2: Its probably pulp ass
Bro 1: Truuuuuu

by Bigtittykilla April 15, 2015

Tent Ass

After a long weekend of camping in the woods without showering. Which leads to a sweaty oily bunghole.

"Man I was camping In a tent all weekend, zero showers. I got some mean tent ass going on"

by M_King September 14, 2015

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

Ass casserole

When you shart a bunch of undigested food. Most likely corn, beans or other vegetables.

I was sitting in class, when I suddenly smelled an ass casserole.

by Anonymous :p September 18, 2016

shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016