April 25th

About 5 of your friends have this birthday and 3 family members this is a day where you could go too 4 different houses and eat 4 different cakes

John: What day is it
Moses: It's April 25th
John: That why there's so many birthdays

by Trump shoulda freed larry November 22, 2021

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April 19th

Massive Cock if that's your birthday

Damn that guy Chris over there has a massive Cock, I bet he was born on April 19th

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

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Fred: it's April 26!
Bob: The Chernobyl disaster was a nuclear accident that occurred on 26 April 1986 at the No. 4 reactor in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of Pripyat in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union

by Baby balls November 21, 2021

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April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

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