shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016

dickli-ass

A playful way of calling someone a "dick ass."
-(also see "dick ass")

Quit slapping my buns you dickli-ass!

by Gitface June 21, 2011

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Ass pecker

A person who like to peck ass because they get in your business

Dude,don't be an ass pecker

by dangatang55 July 28, 2020

ragedty ass

Someone who by age is an adult but does not maintain adult responsibility.

My ragedty ass baby daddy ain't paid child support in over a year.

by Shannon Butler-Rodriguez January 27, 2009

going ass

The weather outside is absolutly f***ing shit

I was going for a walk but i cancelled because it was going ass outside

by Oli284739 December 1, 2016

Ass Bread

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018