Theatre of Dreams

The home of Bantchester United. Name is to signify how after so many years of winning with Sir Alex Ferguson, they still dream of achieving good results while being a mid-table banter club whose ‘history’ is best in England

You: Wow, I’m here bro, in the Theatre of Dreams
Me: Nice one, keep dreaming of winning a trophy, like a UEL or Carabao Cup.
You: Nah we could probaly win a UCL or Prem.
Me: That’s right, keep dreaming in the Theatre of Dreams’

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Flag

Get the Theatre of Dreams mug.

Dream

An ugly white man who looks like he has mold growing on his balls.

A: Hey, I'm a fan of Dream!
B: Kill yourself! :3

by uueuewuhetwhutewhuteuhtewuo October 5, 2023

Flag

Get the Dream mug.

Dream

To be fair Dream himself isn't the best, nor the worst, but his fanbase can go kill themselve

dumbass: wanna watch Dream?
smart guy: hell no he's ass

by skibiditoiletiscringe October 6, 2023

Flag

Get the Dream mug.

whipped dream

when you 69 with your s/o but you have whipped cream on both parts, adding flavor and excitement.

Bro 1: bro me and the new girl had a whipped dream last night
Bro 2: I bet the taste and creaminess was immaculate
Bro 1: yup

by candymonium210 April 2, 2024

Flag

Get the whipped dream mug.

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

Flag