polar bear head

It is the type of fellatio from somebody with cold hands, and lots of teeth.

Person 1: Hey dude, how was head from Jenny?
Person 2: Damn man she puts out but gave some horrible polar bear head.
Person 1: Das it mane

by DAEnarwhalbacon February 22, 2014

Gummy Bear Album

Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear yes. Yeah, I'm a Gummy Bear yeah. Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear. Oh Yeah! (￣^￣)ゞ

"look for the gummy bear album, available on November 13th"
(=ↀωↀ=)

by long rat shit May 14, 2020

Bear-O-Dactyl

The offspring of a Bear and a Pterodactyl

Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.

by hagsdizzlemanizzle December 9, 2009

sugarless gummy bear

The worst possible food to bring to a party. I you are going to a party where you absolutely hate the host/hostess, bring a large bowl of these tasty treats for the guests to share! I believe Walmart carries them in bulk. It will instantly be a hit and before you know it, the whole bowl will be devoured if you have friends like I do.

Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.

How'd the party go?
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea

by b*tchbetterhavemahmoney March 10, 2016

The Gummy Bear Song

A unique song that's loved by many children around the world but HATED by adults around the world too! It was released in stores on November 13th, 2007 and is considered to be the most legendary album to be ever made. It is also part of our many childhoods.

The Gummy Bear Song Lyrics:
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!

by Ytp_Spingebinge October 5, 2020

Bear Grylls it up

Term used to refer to a specific type of outdoor a activity, usually camping, but with a Man vs. Wild twist i.e. just sleeping under the stars tent-less, making a snow cave, etc. The suggestion is often immediately shot down because it is stupid.

Dude, all the rooms up at the lodge are full and the hotel are expensive.

Let's just Bear Grylls it up!

Are you fucking crazy? I'm not sleeping in a goddamn snow cave!

by Notnobody December 29, 2009

Alaskan bear trap

Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out

Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!

by Katiebearrrrrxxo September 15, 2016