Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016

upstairs downstairs shower

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.

I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.

by Whitetigr March 25, 2023

toy soldier shower

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship

Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

by Tan tatter March 11, 2024

tic tac shower

When you eat 2 boxes of mint tic tac's and drink a bottle of water before you give someone a golden shower. Gives a minty scent to your urine. Similar to a golden shower, but minty.

Gave Julie a tic tac shower, she loved the mint scented urine.

by Mr diggy D December 08, 2022

Shower live

Its when you take a shower on any app that you can go live in.

"Hey Megan, you tryna do a shower live with me?"

by Trjakai15 February 12, 2021